baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
keep-calm-stay-healthy: recovery-ghost: Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
No tree, it is said, can grow to Heaven unless its roots reach down to Hell.– Carl Jung (via terramantra)
itsmelisss: so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
sheepishwoes: tentacledancer: sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across This is my kindred spirit. I always joke about naming my head lice but this is just taking it too far. thank you for drawing the line at naming your headlice
This is all too much. I’m annoying and I’m done with this.
dorkstrider: kurlozmakara: if u ever want to stop having feelings just masturbate b/c at the peak of orgasm the human brain is incapable of processing emotion inspirational
Everyone like 1 year ago: haha the 3ds is LAME
Everyone now: shit.
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.