August 2012
foreverhawkarse:
I’m livin’ the dream
girls like me and
I can’t get pregnant from dildo
and smooth jazz
methlabrador:
penis pill companies HATE HIM! because he said a lot of mean stuff to them! what a rude guy!
themanipulateddead asked: how has life been ?
kissmeintheraindarling:
my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight
weedhitler:
sir, what you just did is so illegal that it actually looped around and it isn’t illegal at all. you’re free to go
i’m lonely and i’m okay with it
i get along with myself
Watch
remember the first time they made every disney channel star sing
